Hey there, podcast superfans! 🎧 Welcome to Noiré Store’s Terms and Conditions. Just like your favorite podcast hosts keep you informed episode after episode, we want to be transparent about how we operate. These terms are designed to protect both of us and ensure your shopping experience is as enjoyable as listening to “Above Deck” or “Bravo! We’re Black”!
1. Who We Are & Our Vibe
Noiré Store (operated by Hurrdat Entertainment) is your go-to destination for premium podcast merchandise. We’re all about celebrating your favorite shows like “Bad Decisions,” “Reality Court,” and “Hollywood Raw” through wearable art and collectibles. Our store reflects the diverse, engaging world of podcasting—creative, authentic, and community-focused.
2. Acceptance of Terms
By accessing our website at hurrdatproductsale.com or making a purchase, you’re agreeing to these terms. Think of it like subscribing to a podcast—you’re officially part of our community!
3. Products & Services
What We Offer
We specialize in officially licensed podcast merchandise from shows including but not limited to:
- Above Deck
- Bad Decisions
- Bonded by Bravo
- Bravo! We’re Black
- And all other shows featured in our menu
Product Information
We strive to display products accurately, but colors may vary slightly due to screen settings. Product availability is subject to change—just like podcast release schedules!
Limited Edition Items
Some items are marked as “final sale” or “limited edition drop.” These are like exclusive podcast episodes—once they’re gone, they’re gone!
4. Your Account Responsibilities
Account Creation
You may need to create an account to make purchases. You’re responsible for:
- Keeping your login information secure
- All activities under your account
- Providing accurate information
Age Requirement
You must be at least 18 years old to make purchases, or have parental consent—just like some podcast content might have age recommendations.
5. Ordering & Payment
How Orders Work
When you place an order, it’s like reserving your spot for a live podcast recording—we’ll process it within 1-2 business days and send you a confirmation email.
Payment Methods
We accept the following payment options:
- Visa
- MasterCard
- JCB
- PayPal
Pricing & Availability
Prices are in US dollars and subject to change. If an item becomes unavailable after you order (like a surprise podcast cancellation), we’ll notify you promptly.
6. Shipping & Delivery
Processing Time
We process orders within 1-2 business days—faster than a plot twist in “Reality Court”!
Shipping Options
We offer two shipping methods to get your podcast merch to you:
- Standard Shipping ($12.95): Via DHL or FedEx, delivered in 10-15 business days after shipping
- Free Shipping: Available on orders over $50 via EMS, delivered in 15-25 business days after shipping
Shipping Limitations
We ship worldwide, but delivery to some Asian countries and remote areas may not be available. If you’re unsure about your location, contact us before ordering!
Delivery Issues
If your package is delayed or lost in transit, contact us immediately. We’ll track it down faster than solving a “Bad Decisions” mystery!
7. Returns & Exchanges
Our Return Promise
We want you to love your merch as much as you love the podcasts! You have 15 days from delivery to request returns or exchanges.
How to Return
Follow these simple steps:
- Email [email protected] with your order details
- Wait for our instructions (we respond within 24 hours!)
- Ship your return to: Noiré Store, 4545 Briarwood Road, Stockton, US 65785
Return Conditions
We accept returns for:
- Defective or damaged items
- Wrong items sent
- Size exchanges (subject to availability)
Non-Returnable Items
Some items can’t be returned, just like some podcast moments become permanent memories:
- Personalized or custom merchandise
- Items marked “final sale” or “limited edition drop”
- Opened or used products
- Gift cards and digital products
Refund Processing
Approved refunds are processed within 1-2 business days and appear in your account within 5-10 business days.
8. Intellectual Property
Respecting Creative Rights
All podcast brands, logos, and designs are property of their respective owners. When you purchase from us, you’re getting officially licensed merchandise—no bootleg episodes here!
Our Content
All website content, including text, graphics, and logos, belongs to Noiré Store and Hurrdat Entertainment. Please don’t reproduce our content without permission.
9. Limitation of Liability
What We’re Responsible For
We’re committed to providing quality products and service. However, our liability is limited to the purchase price of your order.
What We Can’t Control
We’re not liable for:
- Shipping delays beyond our control
- Minor color variations in products
- Issues with payment processors
- Changes in podcast availability or content
10. Privacy & Data Protection
We protect your personal information like your favorite podcast hosts protect their sources. Check our Privacy Policy for details on how we handle your data.
11. Changes to Terms
Just like podcasts evolve over seasons, we may update these terms. We’ll notify you of significant changes—no surprise plot twists!
12. Governing Law
These terms are governed by United States law. Any disputes will be resolved in courts located in Stockton, California.
13. Contact Information
Have questions? We’re here for you, just like your favorite podcast co-host!
Email: [email protected]
Response Time: Within 24 hours (faster than resolving a cliffhanger!)
Store Address: Noiré Store, 4545 Briarwood Road, Stockton, US 65785
Thanks for being part of the Noiré Store community! We’re honored to help you showcase your podcast passion. Keep rocking your fandom! 🎧
